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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the photoshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


AND THE LORD SAID -


TAGS: i haven t gone too far have i
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

AudioStalker - August 20, 2010, 6:03 pm
Haha... 5 Holy Body parts.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:41 am
ROR! 5L


A GIRLFRIEND -




DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


KARMA - Buddhists aren't the only people that believe in it




WHEN HELP IS NEEDED - some go out of their way to give that little extra


TAGS: mooooo dont even reply
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 4:27 pm
So is cleaning the dead hooker being over looked? 5L
redhdsrbst - August 17, 2010, 9:35 pm
I may be slow, but its only cause it took me this long to get off the floor and stop laughing :D
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 2:42 pm
ROR! I love dead hookers! 5L Airman


FETISH -


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


TIME MACHINE -




PAYBACK - It's a bitch.




MONKEY BUSINESS - THAT'S A HARD MONKEY TO GET OFF OF YOUR BACK




THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -


TAGS: last dragon tribute cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
LOL! 5L
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 4:52 pm
SHO NUFF!!!!!


ONE DRINK -


TAGS: alcoholism drink reasons sad cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - July 11, 2010, 9:38 pm
1 more drink to be comatose
guyfox - July 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
now this has never been more true


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL PARTY - Picking the year's new moderator is a tightly contested affair.


TAGS: motifake im only joking
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Raf82 - July 29, 2010, 8:20 am
I think this is from The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Kung-Fu Devil - July 28, 2010, 3:17 am
Erm... I have no idea haha.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
A promotional stunt for an art-house movie? Can you enlighten us?


DS CAT - Don't you dare interrupt his Poke'mon




FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson hot crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed gay relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
[email protected] - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and fuck jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am
He he great one


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will shit bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't shit bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers Fuck you. You racist asshole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
fucking idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just gay... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me sexist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you butthurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, Fuck off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag shit like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get sex. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


DITTO - She Can Be WHATEVER You Want, Babe.


TAGS: pokemon ditto whore
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:06 pm
Can she be a redundant caption? Yes? Wow.


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


FALCON PUNCH -


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm

OMG! LMAOOOOO
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm
HA! +5


BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG - When simply going to hell isn't quite enough.


TAGS: religion
Rating: 2.68/5
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:03 am
Ciao. Take care.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:02 am
Night Man.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am
Hindsight 20/20
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am
Anyway....things are getting blurry....and AK said he'd call with a bedtime story.......so...Have a good Siesta.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:55 am
The way I see it.....If I wanted to stay in touch with those assholes....I would have gotten their e-mails and phone #'s.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:54 am
Ahhhh... smart move. I've got facebook... by my goddaughters' requests... and now people I'd gladly forgotten about have found me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:52 am
I just throw her facebook addiction back at her......Don't have a page, Never will..(stabby ex has been looking for me there)
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:49 am
Hell, I haven't told my girl about it.... and wouldn't until 6 months after she moved in.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:48 am
Yeah, well... it's like 3 stooges or monty python... most chicks just don't get it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:45 am
She's actually a real sweetheart.....Until I piss her off.....I take a lot of Flak over Motifake.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:43 am
You've got the irish thing... and with metabolism like that? The mental and physical combo is lethal!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:42 am
BTW....I'm deeply afraid of her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:41 am
Last night Mrs.Mooooooo ate 2 burgers and a large fries......I only got through the first burger (cannibal) and most of the fries..........She's 104lbs....I'm pushing 240.....figure that shit out.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:39 am
But with a clear weight advantage... you should have a bit of control.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am
Never a big one... but not all skinny. I'm italian, I cook, I eat. I'm not comfortable with a girl who won't eat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am
But remember......skinny leads to screwed up "cycles" ughhh.....which leads to unpredictable stabbings and general assaults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:36 am
Lucky you. I attract the more... spirited ones. And as it turns out, crazy isn't weight-specific.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:35 am
Also....I'm kinda fat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:34 am
I've never had a "plump" one.....Skinny chicks gravitate to me....I have a lot more Mass......It's a "cosmic" thing.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:31 am
Odd, isn't it? Butit's better than calling one plump and watching them lose their butt and chest in the process of getting down to their birthweight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am
?*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am
My ex (also Irish) stabbed me 4 times with a hair pin...cuz I called her skinny. (since when is that an insult")
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:22 am
An ital girlfriend of mine (back in the day) got mad because I told her sister I liked her new hair color. Woke up at 3am to her trying to cut my wrist with a steak knife. 16 stitches.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:21 am
That's what makes them so enjoyable. A little challenge is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:20 am
The difference between Irish and Italian is.. an Irish girl can't cook but she CAN dismember your corpse and covertly serve it in a dish made primarily from potatoes and dirt.....and no-ones the wiser.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:09 am
Tsk tsk... I'm old-school italian... my compliments are usually back-handed, and I enjoy getting a back-hand for saying them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:08 am
I think you'd like her.....until the Irish came out, and she decapitated you for paying her a compliment.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:06 am
Awesome. Any girl who can pull off tomboy without losing a feminine side is gold in my book.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:04 am
Thank God it's not just me......Mrs. Moooooooooooo goes by "Dani"....and can outrun me and drink me under the table.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:03 am
Celine? Not a fan of that look... nor her stupidity. I worked at Caesars Palace when her husband would play there... she'd come down to VIP occasionally. Ding-bat is the nicest I could say about her.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am
I do agree, but then again, I'm somewhat partial to girls who can be "one of the guys".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am
Was there Maple syrup or at least a whore who looked like Celine or Pamela?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:59 am
I went to a public park and watched Canadian Bacon on my Zune... does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:58 am
You know what I'm saying....Robbi...Stevie.....even Charlie, for Charlene......What's that # for AA again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:56 am
Tribal.....never been to Canada have you?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:55 am
Depends... are you in a local or a federal prison?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am
I must have missed the Ron thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am
Is it just me ...or do chicks with "close to" guys names sound hotter?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:51 am
+i - but I was referring back to the motifake implications of Ron's carnal knowledge of my girl.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:45 am
"where in the world is aggy's tranny girlfriend"....no offense bud, Just trying to be funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am
Some guy called Ronski brought this 1 up in the comments.....is your Chiquita called Ron?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am
LMAO! So, it's just a more disturbing answer to a question I shouldn't have asked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:43 am
No.....I woulda said ask "carmen sandiego"
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:42 am
Is that a dig at my girl again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:40 am
Ask Ronski.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:37 am
Wait... why are you searching butt plug motifakes?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:35 am
VERY funny to see all of those aliases.... back in the schizo days.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Ahhhh....Nostalgic poster comments.......No avatars, Sean has a million aliases.
Ronski - September 23, 2009, 2:29 am
Creche - like collection - or child care centre.... wtf??
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 5:13 pm
thats so distubing its funny
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:19 am
up someone's arse.
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:18 am
It's where religion belongs.
Sean - December 18, 2008, 12:22 pm
... and in some ways more deeply satisfyng, than in others ...
murderblade - December 17, 2008, 8:59 pm
jesus is inside all of us, some ways different than other's.
Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:28 pm
MWLF, you are most wise. In a very disturbing way lol.
Sean - November 15, 2008, 12:19 am
ooh, ooh, ooh, oooooh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 10:50 pm
A creche is a small French pastry filled with buttercream, and manger is the French word for 'to eat', so it is entirely disgusting in the present context.
Sean - November 14, 2008, 7:14 pm
I'm now all confused again. Is a creche anything like a manger? The French word for it, maybe?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 7:11 pm
And the three wise men wisely left their gifts and said 'Look, we gotta go. Enjoy your myrrh. There's also some gold and frankincense. Sorry to run, we're not judging, we just have another appointment in um, Egypt.
Sean - November 14, 2008, 6:47 pm
Funny. Disturbing. And unfortunately, educational: I now think I know what a "dildo creche" is ... but not why it would need a centerpiece. Maybe Martha Stewart can help us out, there.


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little shit doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


HEY HONEY - I think the cat is in heat again ...


TAGS: honey cat in heat again
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 7:58 pm

You're on a roll toinight, Mr. B!! Epic ones!~


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson rape peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


Demotivation -




YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce


TAGS: honey booboo
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."


WORLD WAR I BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.8/5

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TheOne - April 15, 2016, 11:27 pm
Wow, I haven't been on this site in like 4 years and people are still commenting on it.
Aurielius - December 25, 2015, 9:13 am
Usual liberal revisionist viewpoint. Without the Americans the Michael Offensive in 1917 would have succeeded and Germany would have walked away the victor.
Nissta - February 12, 2013, 7:17 pm
Just like the finish to any old domino game in a Scottish pub.....
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm
…..while Japan mops up around the salad islands and serves Chinese food…..to the Chinese, I so love a good story.
alfadawg - February 11, 2013, 8:46 am
quite along the lines of liberal thinking.....
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2013, 11:12 pm
But Serbia and Austria threw the first punches. Austria got a bloody nose that just made it angrier.


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. Boobs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm
ROR! 5L


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the photo!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony analogy
Rating: 5/5

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JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


DERP - derp derp derp


TAGS: derp sonic lol 4chan b
Rating: 3.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2012, 9:45 pm
Proof positive that Facebook is populated by crazy people.
motinet - July 24, 2012, 8:08 pm

331 facebooks likes for this? Wow
smalltownguy - June 4, 2011, 4:56 am
Is this one of those South American knock offs of my faithful old friend Sonic?
Woodywood03a - July 31, 2009, 6:25 pm
who the fuck is that? really.... Is that Sonic???? Must be before he eats them coney dogs!!!
blarg - April 11, 2009, 7:48 pm
oh god i dont think i can breathe this is so funny!
Blueglass - December 23, 2008, 12:31 pm
Oh how I lol'd!


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

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nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right


TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

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RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Damn it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


MR. BURNS - He does have an heir to his fortune...who knew he had a daughter


TAGS: bong
Rating: 3.52/5

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Krissie - September 13, 2009, 12:44 am
uhm...WOW? thats all I got.
D1RTY - August 7, 2009, 11:04 am
HOLY FUCK STICKS THAT CHICK IS JUST JACKED.
*head desk* - May 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
No matter how tredy the haircut, this girl is still FUGLY! Plastic surgery is always an option, hun.
Rhyle - April 29, 2009, 11:19 am
COME TO MRS. BUTTHEAD.


WHAT IS THIS? - This is Manti Te'o's Girlfriend Next to the Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Trophy.




MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


SEXY - Yeah, he's bringin it back.


TAGS: sloth goonies
Rating: 1.56/5

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Dirk Diggler - May 19, 2009, 8:46 pm
CHUNK!!
Mr. Shiny - March 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
very funny, lol.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
rocky... road?
Narutarded - August 10, 2008, 10:14 pm
Yeah, he's bringing sexy back... IN A BURLAP SACK!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:05 am
I think I might have worked for him. Nice one!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 1:38 pm
This is my first motifake, and I am just thankful that it did not come out pixeltarded.


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

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Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am
5L because it's true!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


GREAT MOMENTS - Come From Not So Great Times.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.87/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:32 pm
"In a moment I loose myself wrapped up in the pleasures of the world." The kindly drive gave the sweet lady her last moment of pleasure. He may not know it but that is the most important thing a person can do, his act allowed her to leave the world happy.
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 2:30 pm
That is awesome.
Kyronic - May 11, 2012, 2:09 am
Goosebumps. Very moving.
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am
Very nice
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am
Very nice
tatespa - May 4, 2012, 11:45 am
That is fantastic!!!!
Wheels - May 4, 2012, 10:43 am
94680
spypengen - May 3, 2012, 10:48 pm
I think a tear came to my eye when I finished reading that... 5L
TheOne - May 3, 2012, 10:02 pm
Quite, thank you.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Superb


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


KISSIN COUSINS -




THE LION KING - True story.




IRON MAN IS A SUPERHERO - Iron Woman is a command


TAGS: iron woman command
Rating: 3.96/5

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MalicE - May 28, 2010, 3:50 am
:)
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:33 am
ROR! Now this is pretty damn funny! Good one MalicE


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




SUGGESTIVE? - Well.. this thing is Japanese after all


TAGS: pokemon muk kum ekans arbok snake kobra funny
Rating: 4.1/5

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Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:51 pm
Oh and for Pie man, Don't take stuff like this to serious, thats what a child does. BTW Muk is a way of saying MUCK......It's what the creature is!!! Geez, adults -_-
Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh for the love of god, if your going to do this stuff, do some studies...fro example: Those ARE NOT the japanese names Ekans is Arbo, Arbok is Arbok(America left it the same) and Muk is Betobeto in Japanese.
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:29 am
Damn. Please don't tell me there is nothing like this for my son's Bakugan thing too. Thank goodness hes is just about done with Pokemon.


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time fucked up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a photo.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call crackhead
Rating: 3.98/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


LOVE - Willing to change yourself so it all works out.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 11:58 pm
Reminds me of the music video "Stand Inside Your Love"; especially the part where they flew off together. Makes me wanna cry. You and me; meant to be. Impossible; immutable. Pure destiny; pure lunacy. Incalculable, insufferable.
falloutghoul - January 1, 2013, 9:32 am
Easily one of the best posters I have ever seen.
vlad9885 - January 1, 2013, 4:13 am
Better love story than the twilight saga
bigsouthfork - December 31, 2012, 12:59 pm
beautiful. 5 heartfelt lions
Silverheart - December 31, 2012, 9:34 am

Long poster. But somehow not long enough. 5Ls, easy.


THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS - What's so weird about that?




THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

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twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too fucking stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


Scottish Dudes -


TAGS: bono
Rating: 3.18/5

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Nonsense - March 26, 2009, 8:32 am
So, Irish people can't hold concerts in Scotland now?
Rob - February 24, 2009, 10:57 pm
Erm... Bono is Irish
Me - February 7, 2009, 2:07 pm
haha that was too damn funny best one yet!
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 1:52 pm
Fucking yes! Total win!!
^_^u - July 11, 2008, 7:39 pm
I got a tear from that one... oh the laughs... ow... the pain... wow...
David Kapp - June 21, 2008, 9:53 am
I LOLed
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:10 pm
i won't ruin everyone's fun by saying it didn't happen... ooohhhhh oops.
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 1:05 pm
ROFL
Nice - May 28, 2008, 1:21 am
I have to admit, this one made me laugh.
Morgan - May 27, 2008, 8:47 pm
Epic lulz


BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.


TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

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KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

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Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm

One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


SHE-KACHU - Oh, I definately choose you!


TAGS: pikachu pokemon ash misty team rocket cosplay cosplayers anime manga
Rating: 2.74/5

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WillTurner - November 30, 2010, 8:09 am
it's a male, doesn't have the notch on its tail
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
Shocking!


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind fuck
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




SEE FOR YOURSELF -


TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!


THE MCGANGBANG - A McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger...Nommm Nommm Nommm!


TAGS: bong
Rating: 3.87/5

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agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:53 am
Wait, wait......... it's in the middle there.... this is perfect, ice!
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:53 am
I must agree wholeheartedly.... Filet-o-fish definitely needed!
ICEMAN - January 2, 2010, 2:51 am
If it's a 'gang bang'... Shouldn't there be something fishy between the beef?
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
LOVE IT!
WTF - October 14, 2009, 6:22 pm
Keep fuckin' that chicken!
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 1:43 pm
fail, no bacon...
yourmum - August 2, 2009, 9:04 pm
epic win
Agent K - May 25, 2009, 10:49 pm
my arteries just exploded and yet it looks so goddamned delicious


HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
Looks a bit like 100064


DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber


TAGS: mona lisa replica
Rating: 3.74/5

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Swampfox - February 24, 2013, 5:07 pm
It's all about the lighting.
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:10 pm
You have disgraced my avatar. But nice work with the lip shadowing effect


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

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FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am
Ramen


SECURITY -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:36 pm
Is that the Arbiter from Halo? I would feel pretty safe with him as my friend. The bully picks on, you tell your friend, he comes and slices the bully in half with his energysword.
Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 3:34 am
I actually took the time to register (capcha wanted "(solbiati eeution") just so that I could say this is damn awe5ome, ha ha. Nice one.
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 7:27 am
Fricken Sweet!
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Nice TheOne. 5L
TheOne - June 14, 2011, 5:56 pm
I appreciate it.
Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:07 pm
Excellent. 5 TeddyBears. I'm passing it along to family & friends.


SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?




LONGCAT - It's very long


TAGS: longcat very long
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Leo

Sound - May 10, 2012, 3:59 pm
did anyone else see the school girl getting raped by the long cat...is that NSFW?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 11:04 am
DAMMIT!!!
Airman - October 29, 2010, 11:02 am
just a quick nod to the king of long posters
lightquake - January 4, 2010, 10:03 pm
My eyes hurt. Epic win though.
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 4:34 pm
I don't get it. How do you get a picture that long into a "motifake," anyhow?
rx Magic - March 29, 2009, 9:15 pm
this is the greatest long cat i've ever seen. :D
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
what?
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
does ...
murderblade - December 16, 2008, 4:46 pm
who the fuck doe's that?
Haze - December 14, 2008, 1:41 pm
-generic comment of appraisal meant to irritate Pro- :3
John - November 11, 2008, 10:38 am
I think long cat is actually the dark tower.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:51 pm
Oops! Twice! (Well, thrice, if you count this one.)
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
Oh, bugger! I did it myself, didn't I?
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
I fucking *hate* it when people comment on this one, because every comment adds an hour to the time it takes to scroll through the list of latest comments!!! Enough already!
WchFlls - November 3, 2008, 3:45 pm
Ace??
gdf - October 24, 2008, 8:26 am
holy fuck tht was sweet
Redfield - October 21, 2008, 1:44 pm
ROFL this is about as epic as it gets people...UBER WIN!!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 2:38 pm
Old... But super effective!
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:47 am
holy cow there are so many hilarious drug, internet culture, and video game references here I don't even know where to begin. The more well traveled you are, the funnier this one is. TOP 10 ALL TIME INTERNET WIN.
clon - August 29, 2008, 7:39 pm
holy fucking cow!!! awsome!
J35u5M4 - August 28, 2008, 3:18 pm
rofl, fucking epic
mordredd - August 9, 2008, 12:20 am
Hell called. They want HELLO KITTY back.
mr man - August 8, 2008, 6:57 am
this is so damn dumb but SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! thanks for the best long ass cat ever
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Midnightmare - July 28, 2008, 3:07 pm
A work of Art. Epic win!
Charles - July 27, 2008, 11:14 pm
This is full of WTF and win. Awesome.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 12:36 am
I can't debate the amount of awesome here... But i CAN question the amount/kinds of drugs involved in it's creation... Wow...
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:18 am
Damn... took me a whole AMV to get to the bottom...
datnigga - July 25, 2008, 5:27 am
fuck yes! 5 stars you get.
ericC - July 24, 2008, 4:10 pm
You dont have to be demotivated. These are motiFAKES, a superset of demotivational posters.
RII - July 22, 2008, 7:56 am
Full of win... but I'm not demotivated.
God - July 22, 2008, 4:47 am
Lol.. Yes! This is awesome.
TigerKid - July 21, 2008, 8:50 pm
Epic.Win.


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm
lol x 5²


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